Our Dan has been doing a project in school where they had to come up with a new chocolate bar, complete with name, logo, etc.
Dan: Dad, if you made a new chocolate bar what would you call it?
Me: I’d call it the Dazbar. And I’d have a strapline of Choc the Dazbar. On the adverts I’d have a version of the Clash’s Rock the Casbah. [Singing] “I re-e-eally like it! Choc the Dazbar, Choc the Dazbar”
Dan: Have you thought about this before?