Dan Curry is on Facebook. If he’s your Friend, you know it. No-one I know posts more.
Here are some golden moments…
BBC News - A driver who drove his Rolls-Royce into a Tesco supermarket in Hampshire has been jailed. Apparently, “he had a grudge against the shop over a failed delivery of a mattress.” Americans use guns, the Middle-East uses bombs and the Far East uses knives. But the British? We use Rolls-Royces for retaliatory purposes. It’s this sort of class act that makes Britain Great.
“A 22-STONE woman has lost 12 stone after being told she was too fat to start a new life in Canada.” Wouldn’t it have been a lot easier to put on 12 stone and start a new life in America?
I see the only original member of the Sugababes has left the group. Maybe she can contact the other two and form a tribute band.
From the BBC website: “16 year old girls weigh more now than they did 10 years ago”. That’s because 10 years ago, they were 6.
to arthur! to martha! to farmers! bahamas! to llamas! tomato! to parsnips! chihuahua!
If products claim to be so much better than the leading brand…why are they not the leading brand?
I’ve always wanted to go to a football match between Wales and Russia, just so that I could see WAL-RUS on the scoreboard
You know, you could call your iPod ‘Titanic’, then plug it into your computer and it’d say “Titanic is syncing”.
I never knew I was dyslexic until I went to toga party dressed as a goat.
If I had a penny for every time somebody said I have OCD, I’d have 32,984 pence. Or £329.84 if you prefer it in pounds. This is roughly $541.89; €365.53 for you Europeans. If I was taxed on it, I would receive £280.36. However, as of January 1st 2010 - with the new tax rate - I would receive £288.61. I’d also be able t…
